Thursday, October 9, 2008

Me so clever...You can learn the most from online quizzes...bitches

1) Favorite object in your room?
When I get a room of my own, my favorite object will be me...'cause I'll finally be in my own room.

2) Have you ever smoked heroin?
Um, not even in a dream

3) Do you own guns?
Pft, you don't even know...

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic?
Apple. Or piss.

5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Usually I'm going in for something unpleasant so I'd say yes.

6) What do you think of hot dogs?
I wonder what's in this???

7) Favorite song?
Right now? Mmmm, I like "Whatever you like"

8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Soy milk...and water

9) Can you do push ups?
Well, I haven't tried a regular one...but I recently did one off of a Fit Ball.

10) Can you do a chin up?
Assisted. Chin ups are easier because they involve the biceps...pull ups are done with the hands pronated...so they're harder...But they're all hard for me.

11) What's your Favorite Restaurant?
Winnings Coffee House.

12) Do you like blue cheese?
Fuck no. I love cheese but that ain't cheese.

13) Ever been in a car wreck?
True on all counts. I've been in a car and a wreck...in a car.

14) Was it your fault?
What? Yes, it was definitely my fault that the London bridge fell. Funny story actually...I was walking to the grocery store, you see...and then, ah, too long...next question.

15) What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
There is only one thing I hate about myself and I can't do anything about it...so why beat myself up over it.

16) Middle name?
Yep, got one of those

17) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment..
I think my head is going to explode
I need more water
Sleep sleep sleep

18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday:
Bake sale food stuffs (Unfortunately, I'm still in this damned "fat girl" mode...)
The chicken wrap with hot wing sauce in it
Superfood Odwalla to make myself feel better about the "fat girl" thing

19) Name 3 drinks you drink regularly?
Water water water
All the gross Odwallas (but I love the good ones)
chocolate soy milk...my very berry therry hairy favorite

20) Current worry?
Oh fuck off and die.

21) Current hate right now?
Questions like #20...

22) What are you craving right now?
Seriously? Olive oil...a lot of it. Organic.
sleep, water and really really gross odwallas...like carrott juice. blah, ggggggg.

23) How did you bring in the New Year?
Had second Christmas with Chris and the girls...it was wonderful...and a bit scary.

24) Where would you like to be right now?
Watching Dumb and Dumber...don't ask. It's stupid. I need a fucking hug.

25) Name three people who will complete this?
No one...I'm all alone.

26) Do you own slippers?
Do my Puscifer slippers count? Godamn things are cursed...I can never find both of them.

27) What shirt are you wearing?
Blue silk tank top...heheheh. Great for yoga.

28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
I would love to.

29) Can you whistle?
Sexy-like

31) Would you be a pirate?
I want yer booty.

32) What songs do you sing in the shower?
Classics like "Got money", "Sexual Eruption", "A milli", "Stuntin' is a habit", "Unfaithful", etc.

33) Favorite girl's name?
Nakomis...the eskimoooo.

34) Favorite boy's name?
Ephraim

35) what's usually in your pocket?
I wear skin-tight yoga pants...so nothing bitches.

36) Last thing that made you laugh?
Olive oil...hahahahehaha hah ha. ha...oh shit.

37) Best bed sheets as a child?
I probably had some sort of rainbow bright shiznit.

38) Worst injury you've ever had?
My shoulder still hurts from 2.5 years ago. Imagine that. I'm thinking Posterior deltoid...any takers???

39) Do you love where you live?
Eh. Whatever. If I could relocate everything I loved to somewhere where I didn't get this many wrinkles...I'd do it so fast.

40) How many TVs do you have in your house?
When I get my place...zero. Oh the fucking glory.

43) Does someone have a crush on you?
Eh, I don't give a flying fuck anymore.

44) Do you like them back?
When that happens, I'll know.

45) What is your favorite movie?
I really loved Little Miss Sunshine. That, yes, all the way.

46) What is your favorite sports team?
Who's got the best cheerleaders???

47) Where is your Favorite place to be?
With people. In yoga too.

48) Where is the next place you want to travel to?
Send me to a place where nothing is like here.

49) What were you doing 12 AM last night?
My last text was at 1030pm, so I think I was trying really hard to get some sleep. Probably wasn't going well...

50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Oh fuck.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

1) Favorite object in your room?

My wife..

2) Have you ever smoked heroin?

You smoke heroin? I thought you shot heroin...

3) Do you own guns?

Nope... no guns in the house.

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic?

They closed the last Sonic in Indy about 4-5 years ago.

5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

Not usually...

6) What do you think of hot dogs?

Where's the campfire?

7) Favorite song?

Favorite song right now? All Summer Long by Kid Rock... Reminds me of growing up in N. Michigan.

8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Coffee... is there anything else?

9) Can you do push ups?

I CAN... I don't, but I can.

10) Can you do a chin up?

One or two

11) What's your Favorite Restaurant?

Shalimar, Indian restaurant.

12) Do you like blue cheese?

I prefer my cheese without mold.

13) Ever been in a car wreck?

Yes...

14) Was it your fault?

Wet pavement and yeah I probably too close to the person in front of me.

15) What's one trait that you hate about yourself?

I'm a bit passive.

16) Middle name?

Middle names are names that people are given generally to either honor someone else or because they're from the South and it's legally required to have the middle name of "Ray" if you're a guy or "Sue" if you're a girl.

17) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment..

1> I need more coffee
2> I've got a bit of a headache (see #1)
3> Is it time to go home yet?

18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday:

1> PB
2> Jelly
3> Bread

19) Name 3 drinks you drink regularly?

Water
Coffee
Beer

20) Current worry?

our furnace or lack there of.

21) Current hate right now?

My boss (or former boss who thinks she still is my boss)

22) What are you craving right now?

More coffee.

23) How did you bring in the New Year?

I think I slept.

24) Where would you like to be right now?

In bed?

25) Name three people who will complete this?

Hey! What about me???

26) Do you own slippers?

yep.

27) What shirt are you wearing?

Long sleeve Colts shirt...

28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?

both sheets being satin is kind of annoying... i like having hte top sheet be satin.

29) Can you whistle?

you know how to whistle doncha? Just put your lips together and blow.

31) Would you be a pirate?

Arrrrgh...

32) What songs do you sing in the shower?

Actually I don't sing...

33) Favorite girl's name?

I always liked girls names that are boys names... Like Dani or Sam...

34) Favorite boy's name?

Ummmm I like Liam

35) what's usually in your pocket?

My key fob to let me into the building.

36) Last thing that made you laugh?

the skit from SNL last night on the debate... Chris Parnell NAILED Tom Brokaw.

37) Best bed sheets as a child?

I honestly don't remember any sheets.

38) Worst injury you've ever had?

I had mallet finger on my right ring finger. It's where the tendon tears away from the bone.

39) Do you love where you live?

I like Indianapolis a hell of a lot better than anywhere else in Indiana

40) How many TVs do you have in your house?

3...

43) Does someone have a crush on you?

I think so...

44) Do you like them back?

Not so much

45) What is your favorite movie?

I love the Lord of the Rings movies... can't wait for the Hobbit.

46) What is your favorite sports team?

Colts baby... and the MIGHTY BALL STATE FIGHTING CARDINALS!

47) Where is your Favorite place to be?

I have a lot of answers where I talk about wanting to sleep don't I?

48) Where is the next place you want to travel to?

Ireland

49) What were you doing 12 AM last night?

Getting ready for bed

50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

Goddammit.

Kristen Martinez said...

Sweet. Let's see how many people fill out the whole damn thing like this! I like that your favorite guys name is yours...hahaha. Oh, man.